If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”